Wednesday 18 March 2009

jeff- now with 95% less hair

and a lab of his own



look at that scientist go!

12 comments:

Douglas said...

that's some streamlined science-ing!

jeff said...

95% more aerodynamic. yo.

Alex said...

The worms will thank you

jeff said...

seriously. imagine how it feel if you were a microscopic worm, and this massive beard hair fell on you. ouch.

Douglas said...

my imagination doesn't stretch that far, but anyway...

...do you find that you bend towards the microscope approximately (or even-- within a reasonable tolerance-- exactly) 95% more quickly?

jeff said...
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jeff said...

not really - while the chops probably hindered my "microscope approach," my head weighs about 2 kg less now - so there's less gravity pulling my eyes down towards the microscope.

However, the loss of the chops has definitely knocked around my pool game. before I could use the chops as sort of a "cue stabilizer." oh well. no snooker championships for me.

Douglas said...

thanks for all the science-evaluation. and i feel sorry for your pool game (not to mention for your chops). i've now reached that happy state where my chops blow in the wind, and sometimes feel a little uncomfortable between face and pillow.

Unknown said...

Yowsa!

How does this affect the plan for Alaska?

Douglas said...

I assume that last comment is some sort of code for:

"streamlined chops are the ironic facial hair of choice. Hipster-bristles."

If it's not, then I'm confused.

jeff said...

oooh. burn.

Douglas said...

Something new! Please! Possible topics:

1) baseball;

2) May Day;

3) why the following statement is false: "If you eat enough sausage, you could eradicate swine, and therefore the flu they carry around. Suck it, vegetarians!";

4) all of the above;

5) none of the above.