Well, the beard and moustache championship is almost upon us and preparations have hit a fever pitch. After a two hour salon session today, I think the beard is looking in top form. Now all that's left are a couple of critical decisions. For example: Do I wear a head band?

or funny glasses?

And perhaps more importantly, what will I eat first when arriving in England? Curry? Fish n' chips? or bangers?
As always, opinions should be left in the comment section.