not really - while the chops probably hindered my "microscope approach," my head weighs about 2 kg less now - so there's less gravity pulling my eyes down towards the microscope.
However, the loss of the chops has definitely knocked around my pool game. before I could use the chops as sort of a "cue stabilizer." oh well. no snooker championships for me.
thanks for all the science-evaluation. and i feel sorry for your pool game (not to mention for your chops). i've now reached that happy state where my chops blow in the wind, and sometimes feel a little uncomfortable between face and pillow.
3) why the following statement is false: "If you eat enough sausage, you could eradicate swine, and therefore the flu they carry around. Suck it, vegetarians!";
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that's some streamlined science-ing!
95% more aerodynamic. yo.
The worms will thank you
seriously. imagine how it feel if you were a microscopic worm, and this massive beard hair fell on you. ouch.
my imagination doesn't stretch that far, but anyway...
...do you find that you bend towards the microscope approximately (or even-- within a reasonable tolerance-- exactly) 95% more quickly?
not really - while the chops probably hindered my "microscope approach," my head weighs about 2 kg less now - so there's less gravity pulling my eyes down towards the microscope.
However, the loss of the chops has definitely knocked around my pool game. before I could use the chops as sort of a "cue stabilizer." oh well. no snooker championships for me.
thanks for all the science-evaluation. and i feel sorry for your pool game (not to mention for your chops). i've now reached that happy state where my chops blow in the wind, and sometimes feel a little uncomfortable between face and pillow.
Yowsa!
How does this affect the plan for Alaska?
I assume that last comment is some sort of code for:
"streamlined chops are the ironic facial hair of choice. Hipster-bristles."
If it's not, then I'm confused.
oooh. burn.
Something new! Please! Possible topics:
1) baseball;
2) May Day;
3) why the following statement is false: "If you eat enough sausage, you could eradicate swine, and therefore the flu they carry around. Suck it, vegetarians!";
4) all of the above;
5) none of the above.
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